yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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