If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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