very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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