Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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