You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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