It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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