What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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