Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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