I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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