This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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