the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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