i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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