it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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