...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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