worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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