My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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