Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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