doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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