Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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