i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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