Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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