you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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