please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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