Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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