so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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