Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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