we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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