can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I can't put those talents on a resume
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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