You can't motorboat a personality
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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