How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Randomize
