Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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