I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Barsexuality is the new black.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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