i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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