So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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