DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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