my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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