That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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