absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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