I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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