i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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