whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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