Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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