doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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