1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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