According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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