I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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