if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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