Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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