marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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