I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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